A Great Fart Here: Joseph Pujol, “the Fartiste”
“One summer’s day in the mid-1860′s, a young French boy named Joseph Pujol had a frightening experience at the seashore. Swimming out alone, he held his breath and dove underwater. Suddenly an icy cold...
View Article9 Beans that Cause the Most Gas
According to the US Department of (g)Agriculture, here’s the list you’ve all been waiting for: Soybeans Pink Beans Black Beans Pinto Beans California Small White Beans Great Northern Beans Lima Beans...
View ArticleA Fart So Loud It Hurt
Not just once, but 5 times over the past 24 hours I have farted so loudly that my ears hurt. From a bug’s perspective, it would be a vesuvian calamity of the first order. Even on from a human...
View ArticleFarts More Explosive Than Fireworks
My city’s summer festival is on this week with all the roller-coasters, games, and gimicks you can think of. Around 11pm, they blow off fireworks for about 10 minutes. You know, the big pretty red...
View ArticleChristmas Stocking Stuffer
Okay – one family gathering of the ‘07 season finished. Too bad that this will be a memorable one for everyone involved. Namely, my extended family of about 25 people. So we’re sitting around by the...
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